A solid wooden cutting board engraved with bold, rustic lettering that reads a cheeky kitchen declaration. The warm grain of walnut or maple is highlighted by precision engraving that settles into the wood for a lifetime look — not a sticker or print. One smooth handle cutout makes it easy to hang or carry from prep to table. It’s the kind of board that brings a relaxed, irreverent energy to weekend meal prep, backyard BBQs, or casual dinner nights with friends. Built for hands-on cookery, it pairs well with cast-iron skillets and loud playlists, and it ages gracefully as it gathers the small scars of real use. Product features - Available in premium walnut or maple hardwood - Engraved design — long-lasting, not printed - Two shape options with convenient handle cutout - Made in USA from sourced blanks - Hand wash only; not dishwasher safe Care instructions - Hand wash